Mini Squishable Avocado Plush

Is this avocado a superfood? For one thing, it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoric properties of a tree-picked avocado. You also can't apply it to your face to boost collagen production. But then what? This little cousin of the big, comforting avocado makes up for its lack of organic chemistry with longevity! This avocado will never turn brown! It will always stay perfectly soft, no matter how long you leave it on the counter. You can be sure that even if your roommate mistakes it for a hug, they probably won't turn it into guacamole!