Mini Squishable Avocado Plush

Is this avocado a superfood? For one thing, it doesn't have the amino-monounsaturated-riboflavin properties of an avocado picked from a tree. You also can't rub it on your face to stimulate collagen production. So what's the deal? This little cousin of the big comforting avocado makes up for its lack of organic chemistry with its longevity! This avocado will never turn black! It will always stay perfectly soft, no matter how long you leave it on the counter. You can be sure that even if your roommate picks it up for a hug, they probably won't turn it into guacamole!